hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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lightinwinter:

I feel like people find me quite boring because I am quiet.  But it’s not that I have little to say; quite the opposite: it’s that I have so much to say, that I fear coming off as unintelligent because my thoughts are jumbled.  Or because I fear that what I want to say will bore others.  So instead of speaking, I say nothing.  

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I'm God

Clams Casino
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hoktauri:

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ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

all hail the concrete orb

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I should probably masturbate

me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
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coolscar:

when ur hair is long enough that it brushes your arm sometimes or even your leg when ur sitting down and ur like “OH GOD A SPIDER” but its just your hair

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nuditea:

listen if you insult cats you are also insulting me

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