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jonasbrothers:

kinda wish someone was touching me inappropriately right now 

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wolantis:

people do not leave just memories, they also leave scars

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

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fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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