snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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  • #eevee #eevelutions #flareon #Vaporeon #Jolteon #Pokemon #art #cool
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gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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  • #SCIENCE #I love science
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shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

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telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

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gambinosgirl:

walk into the club like oh my bad i thought this was mcdonald’s

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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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Tip

thenightvalepost:

You can teach a man to fish. You can teach a man anything. Men are very easy to control.

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